Our Perth LP Launch is coming up on Sunday December 30th at Mojos in Freo.

5 years in the making, the LP that Crawlspace magazine voted the best punk record of the year, is finally here! Release on Fan Death Records (Baltimore).

Supporting on the night will be Astral Travel, Chris Cobilis and Gulls. With support from DJ FM Raster and stand up Terry Minefield, all the way from Melbourne. It is also the launch party for Egg based street press, EGGS PRESS issue 6.

There will be food, bbq, and good times all around.

The show starts at 5, and goes until 10, it is $8.





Some funny things and revealing insights.

Nice review

Thanks Axel,

Taco Leg – Taco Leg
Saw the ball it was coming
left my whip under the door

Remember: the derision, the divisiveness, the gloves, that black Dan electro I coveted, riff after riff after missed fill, spilt beer, Gossip Girl, that time I accidentally flipped them off at the Bakery, slow claps, Tanya’s, Damaged, all that shit. It came like a flood when I got the package, a single length of cardboard taped crudely together with masking tape with a handwritten note saying ‘SORRY ABOUT THE PACKAGING J’ and a sickly coloured vinyl, at 45 of course. And then it was off, just like that, sprinting out to guzzle on some biscuits, drink all the cordial, fart in all the cupboards, pound on the piano, leave tuffs of hair in the bathroom and jerk off in the sink.  This record is a triumph, a fucking triumph. If you disagree, you are wrong and are a grotesquely ugly freak.

fell into a pit of snakes,
fell into it with my mate.


Had a fantastic weekend in Brisbane and Melbourne. Most of the Australian only LPs are gone, the few that are left are available here…

Perth show, December 30th at Mojos, details to come later!!!!!



Saturday November 3rd, Brisbane at the Primitive Room. w- Martyr Privates, Occults and Cannon!

Sunday November 4th, Melbourne at Wooly Bully. 4pm with Chook Race. DONT DELAY< ARVO SHOW


Will have our brand new LP on Fan Death Records available, in limited funny colours, Australia only. Also will have our Richie 7″ on hand.

Purchase record here otherwise

Perth SHOW- December 30 @ MOJOs, details soon!!!


Very nice things written about us!

Thanks Alex. >>>> ALSO:

Here is the test pressings of the LP, Australia will have limited colour variants soon. Rest of the world, stay tuned!



Hey Mates, here is the news (!) —

LP on FAN DEATH RECORDS out 23/10/12

Maggot Fest, Melbourne November 2/3/4

Melbourne LP Launch – November 2012

Brisbane LP launch – November 2012

Perth LP Launch – December 2012

Debut VIDEO clip soon

New SHIRTS soon

New 7″ in the PIPELINE!


Stay funky,


Andrew, Clare and Richard. And Simon.